Welcome to ChristOS, the new Unix* based operating system for human beings. With ChristOS, your soul will be ready to function happily and competently in any circumstance, and at end of the life cycle , migration to the “cloud” will be a cinch. Setting up ChristOS is really easy, and of course, it is totally free, with no strings attached. (*Unix=for everyone).
First, format the soul and install the kernel: Get the BAPTISM package.
Second, perform the first, and thereafter regular, updates: CONFESSION and HOLY COMMUNION.
Third, after a suitable burning in period, finalise the installation: CONFIRMATION.
Fourth, (optional) depending on the working environment, you may need to install the HOLY ORDERS or MATRIMONY packages, which give extra functionality.
Fifth, (recommended) prior to full cloud migration, install EXTREME UNCTION at the last possible moment. This package can be safely reinstalled if cloud migration is delayed.
You will know that your installation is working correctly, when the source code (SCRIPTURE) becomes easier to read, and makes more sense, and your understanding of the human condition, its meaning and purpose are clearer. Networking with other ChristOS users will be greatly simplified. We call this JOY.
Cloud-based Help is always available, and is highly recommended, if the manual (CATECHISM), your local installer agent (PRIEST) or local user community (PARISH) is unable to oblige.
Thank you for choosing ChristOS, or more correctly, thank Christ.
ChristOS – it just works!
I was created a fiddler and tinkerer. After the adventure, pictured left, my guardian angel, and my mother, were put on strict bedrest.