Your mission J, if you decide to accept it, is as follows:
1) Infiltrate unobtrusively. If you are perchance discovered by some astrology/celebrity nuts, still proceed with your mission. Follow your cover agents’ every word (ie Mum and Dad).
2) Stay undercover for ~30 years. Form a cadre of agents to help you from then on.
3) Spread the “Mission Statement” by all rhetorical means for three years to all-comers. Teach your agents how to multiply your work.
4) Prove your provenance by accepting unjust execution, like a lamb, then return from death.
5) Reunite with your agents, confirm them in their mission and then exfiltrate astoundingly so they never forget.
This message will not self-destruct in five minutes, or ever, in fact. Beware of counterfeits!